Blegh, we upon up with the fucking thumb thumb. I CANT FUCKING STAND BROCK LESNAR. I have always hated him and always will. I really fucking cant stand him. I don’t know why people like him so much. Like i understand he’s good, he’s strong and he’s a heel but he’s disrespectful to his opponents and he’s a part timer. he’s stupid. But i guess maybe he’s going to be full time or just “i’m going to show up to look cool occasionally and have Heyman talk for 8 hours straight.”
So here we go, Seth has to fight Thumb Thumb and I might skip over all the talk that Heyman’s going to do because I am not in the damn mood. I’m never in the mood for Heyman. Heyman is great and an AMAZING talker but i get tired of hearing him, you know. Especially when he’s just talking about Lesnar. It’s like double the shit I DON’T want to hear. Also still salty about him beating the Undertaker, just saying. Skipped ahead a little but they were talking about how Stephanie suspended him. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Why ISN’T HE STILL FUCKING SUSPENDED JESUS. He still needs to be gone. I mean JBL actually had to have surgery. and the reason they let him back is if he “apologized” to JBL, Cole and BT? That’s some fucking dumb 5th grade bullshit I swear. Oh kids please makeup by giving a hug and everything is magically fixed. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. I don’t know why they’re making him som fucking special snowflake. And Brock is pretty much actin’ like a child, being all like BUT DAD I DONT WANT TO. And Heyman has to say, now son this is the only way they’ll let you back in school. JBL shakes his hand and Cole is still scared shitless. I wouldn’t blame him. Brock gives JBL a noogie like a damn younger brother. He’s such a fucking dick. I can’t stand him.
I’m still on Seth’s side though I’m sure he wont’ retain the title. I’m thinking maybe Sheamus will cash in at battleground, maybe? it seems a little too early but people have cashed in the next day so it’s not impossible. I feel like Roman would be the one to interrupt though. He has the most motive after all. I’m done with Suplex City. I’m tired of seeing the same thing over and over again, 15 times in a row. Heyman talked for 15 minutes too long.
Roman’s supposed to go against Sheamus tonight but of course something is gonna fucking’ happen with Bray Wyatt interrupting.
I love Dean<3 He means the world to me, ugh! He’s such a big dumb idiot but he’s going up against Kane. And i love Kane, I’ve loved him ever since the Brothers of Destruction but Corporate Kane is like watered down, diet Kane. It sucks. And as much as I love them, I’ve seen this match too many times to be entertained. Dean still looks really good in those tight jeans though. it’s one of my favorite things he wears. The wifebeater comes in second but that never gets ripped off enough.
Random thought but what the hell happened to Mizdow and Axel? They had their own shitty little thing going on but we haven’t seen them in awhile.
Anyway Dean is starting to get control of the match again. I wish he would disqualify himself and like hit Kane with 87 chairs or something. He’s starting to have his repetoire of moves that he uses over and over again. I wish they would let him be more extreme like how he was with his Moxley character. That seems truer to the potential that Dean has. I wish WWE would let him pull a Mick Foley and just let him be super extreme. Seth walks down the ramp to interrupt the match and Kane was going to give Dean a chokeslam but Dean gets out of it and throws himself through the ropes onto Seth. Seth is having a shitty time distracting Dean but Kane gives him a shitty like off the top rope, sloppily executed chokeslam and pins Dean. I guess Seth is trying to get Kane back on his side so he can help him deal with Lesnar. I mean Seth is trying to kiss some major ass but he’s not gonna get anywhere. He’s such a little shit i love him so much.
Still don’t know how Prime Time Players are the champs but here we are. At least they’re getting some work now. It was cute how Titus got Mega Dad of the year though. It’s pretty adorable. They came up to hug him too when he was giving his speech. And Darren is so proud. It is pretty cool. PTP are going against the Ascension and I swear the WWE dropped the ball with them. I didn’t really watch them in NXT but them seem to be super lack luster now that theyre on the main roster. The tag team division in of itself is getting pretty shitty. I miss the Uso’s a lot but a the same time other teams are getting the opportunity to shine. Not that they’re shining that much to match the popularity of the Usos but you know. I wonder when…whichever one is injured is coming back. I’ve seen him on Instagram doing physical therapy and rehab so it has to be soon. I think it was Jey. I mean Darran and Titus were showing their skills which were pretty impressive. I was really impressive by Darren since I actually haven’t seen that much of him. His finishing move is pretty cool too. It takes a lot to throw some one up in the air long enough for you to lay down and put your knees up. It has to be so quick.
But Sheamus came out for the next match so they didn’t even give PTP time ti celebrate. They were still in the ring and didn’t know what the hell was going on. Pretty rude to just scoot them out the ring like that. It might be part of Sheamus’ heel character now since WWE is pretty god about the time in between matches to shift to the new ones. At least I get to see my hot dad now. They’re still ghosting by and not letting Roman have anything big. He gets big opportunities but he’s never able to like complete them. He was close to the championship, he was close to MITB but I think because the Universe doesn’t want him to succeed WWE is listening to them. I understand that Roman may not be ready for WHC stuff, which is fine. But i still think he should’ve wone MITB even if it was predictable. Like it was good that Sheamus one because I don’t think anyone was expecting that but I don’t think Sheamus deserved it either. I’m still at a toss up. I want Roman to have some more nice opportunities and see him with a title again.
I do wish Roman would make it less obvious that he’s hitting his thigh to create more sound impact and sell the move. He’s still not that good at it. Some people can do it really well but he cant:P he’s also getting really cocky in the ring, maybe cocky isn’t the right word but like he gets himself pumped up, shakes the ropes a la Ultimate Warrior and he even did a little shimmy dance during this match. It’s cool because maybe his own personality is showing though and he can be more likeable. I mean I’ve liked him since I first saw him so that hasn’t changed haha. Roman also has been adding a few new moves too so at least he’s shaking it up a bit. He’s learning a bit more which I think is awesomeeeeee! There’s always room for improvement. I do wish that Roman would do something illegal like hit Sheamus with the MITB briefcase. I know it’s not in his style but he’s always such a goody goody. I think he’d be a hot bad boy;)
Sheamus managed to get a clothesline in before Roman could do his rope dropkick. I thought that was cool. Usually people just move out the way instead of doing an actual counterattack. Sheamus did managed to throw Roman right into the corner of the barricade which must’ve hurt like all hell. Sheamus continues those irish Curse backbreakers and working on Ro’s back.He tries to get the Clover Leaf but Ro get out of it with some punches. He finally gets the Clover Leaf on though but not for long. Ro wiggles out of it. he keeps targeting the lower back. I’m laughing ’cause Sheamus’ mohawk is starting to get all droopy and flop to the side.
And of course Bray interrupts Roman’s match with a video thing and he’s pretending to have a tea party with Joelle but they don’t even show Joelle in the video. When they pan out it’s just an empty rocking chair. So Roman got tricked. I mean it was obvious but for kayfabe sake, it worked. I don’t think they’ll ever actually put joelle on tv. She’s too young and Ro’s a pretty private guy so i think it’s just going to be a bunch of head games for their weird rivalry. Bray is also making a nod to the Father commercial Ro did with joelle where they had a little tea party. When Ro find the room theres all these creepy pictures of him around it, stuck to the wall. I think Bray has a crush on him.
Moving onto hour 2.
Seth is trying to make amends with J&J. Jamie Noble is such a dummy but i love him. Seth keeps saying he can take care of Brock on his own but we all know he’s still kissing ass.They literally just walk away from him. SHADE. It’s great.
Neville is up. I’m not really into Neville. He’s got some nice moves but you can see his damn ears coming down the ramp before he does!. But they’re doing a better job with pushing him then some of their other NXT people. Neville’s going against Kofi. It seems like Kofi is doing most of the single matches and let me tell you I still love the New Day. Even if they are cheesy and dumb and we have to hear Xavier’s lisp but I still love them. I think it’s because i’ve always rooted for Kofi and Big E has big chocolate titties. It’s a weakness. Also having Kofi and neville do a rivalry would be awesome. they’re both high flyers and could do some serious damage. I’d like to see them fly in the air and do cool aerial moves against one another. PTP comes out and doesn’t interrupt the match but rather like support Neville and even it up but the ref sends them back. he also sends Woods and Big E back too. I love Kofi’s little buns. But anyway Neville sets Kofi up for his finisher which i think is pretty awesome. Not everyone can twist in mid air like that.
Now BNB comes out and he’s fighting Zak Ryder, so I’m skipping this match. He wins anyway because Zak has never really don anything significant with his career anyway. Cena and Owens come out to take for like literally 20 minutes. Skipped over that too. I tired of hearing them talk, even if I do like KO. Seth goes back to Steph and Trips to talk about how they’re all family and you know all that junk. He’s pulling the Ohana means family card and Steph is like apologize to them. and Trips is just having none of his son’s shit. he’s so tired of Seth’s crap and it’s really refreshing. He’s such a great dad. Seth has to put on his big boy pants and go apologize.
More Bella crap. I don’t find them entertaining at all. Now Alicia Fox is by them which is “great” I guess. At least they’re taking on Naomi and Tamina. I love N &T so much and I hope they can kick the Bella’s ass. Like I know they can beat them but the question is will WWE let them. At least the commentators are giving the divas some better commentary and not ignoring them. Naomi had a really bad fake punch. But for the most part they’re doing things well. I hate Nikki’s dumb pointy finger thing. I don’t get it. Naomi got the rear view to Brie and accidentally does it to Tamina. Nikki get’s her Rack Attack which i thik is a good move but i know Nae and T could’ve taken them. The match also only lasted 5 minutes.
Ryback is going against Mark Henry. Have no idea why Mark Henry is having a career again. He seems to be pretty irrelevant lately. Also why the hell is the Miz in the match with Ryback and Big Show. Like I get why, because of all the things that happened on Miz Tv but also like…Miz is at such a disadvantage. he seems so out of place. Big show is on commentary and cheering on Mark henry even though they had that fight awhile ago and stopped being friends??? I think we need some more big guys, like some fresher ones. I still would like to see Ryback go against Lesnar. Ryback gets the win with a frogsplash from the top rope. Which is good, seeing big guys fly and do aerial moves is great.
Zigs is going against Adam Rose which…at least Rosa is getting some screen time. It’s weird to have them go against each other but Lana’s face said it all. She literally looked at Rosa and Adam like WTF?? Also when the hell did Adam’s hair got so long! It’s like down the middle of his back. I’m also disappointed that Lana’s bun isn’t as tight as it usually is. It was a little messy. Rusev was watching as always. I think a fractures foot should last around 6 weeks with a few more weeks for recovery. That’s about how long I lasted when I fractured my ankle. Also Lana’s makeup seems a bit softer too. Dolph is rubbing off on her. It was so cute when he let her hair down!. I want her to start wearing things other than her skirt suits. I love them a lot but I think she could wear something maybe more Americanized? Now Summer Rae is trying to get with Rusev? Good job Summer, smart decisions. the last segment was just Seth talking to J&J and Kane and trying to apologize. Brock comes in and of course they all attack him. It looks like Brock got hurt a little but I skipped over this part too. I didn’t want to listen to them go on and one. but at least they’re setting up for Battleground, am I right?!