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True Blood S1E2

Published July 18, 2015 by makeuponatightbudget

Picking up right where we left off where Sookie was getting beat up. It looked like the Rattrays and right now those are her only enemies so I’m assuming that’s who’s attacking her. Now Bill has to save her or something. I’m surprised Sam didn’t turn into a dog and like jump on them or something. I think at this point he only knows how to shift into a dog. I think he needs to learn to shift into other animals later but I’m not 100% sure. Oh well now he shows up when Sookie’s almost passed out. Good job Sam.I think Bill came too but he was moving too fast to see for sure. But i mean it was obvs him, who else would it be? Oh shit did Jason actually kill Maudette??? But it was an accident…i mean it still counts as murder but he didn’t mean too.

Oh he didn’t kill her. Why did they take him in then if the police saw the video tape beforehand??? Liek what was the point of that. Yes, Jason was there and everything but if you saw that she wasn’t dead when they were done why did they take him? That’s so stupid. Why did Bill take Sookie to the middle of like no where to save her? He just took her to like a river and forced her to drink his blood. I mean he was trying to heal her or whatever but that’s just weird. She is just heavily making out with his wrist man. OH GREAT NOW HE’S LICKING HER. WTF?!! And she’s calm as fuck waking up, like thanks for licking me while i was asleep Bill. It’s all good. Ok ok, so he was licking blood off her head, but he didn’t clean it all and like a minute later theres no left over blood when she sits up. Continuity error. Bill’s sideburns are killing me.

I CANNOT believe that guy just walked up to Tara with that fake ass pimp lean walk. Omg what is this 1995?? i love her crazy stories she tells people.

Awkward sex scene. They just spring it on you, i can’t prepare for any of it. It just freaks me out so much. It was literally random. Like Jason having sex had nothing to do with the storyline right now. Why did you feel the need to include it. Tara acts like such a nerd when jason’s around. So no the rattray’s were “crushed under their trailer” because of a tornado. Yes, I’m sure. I wonder if Bill moved the bodies before or after he took care of Sookie. Now Sookies has enhanced senses because she drank Bill’s blood or something. Now i feel bad for grandma I feel like something is going to happen to her and she doesn’t deserve any of it. She’s just a nice old lady. But I guess now the whole family is gonna meet Bill, as if that isn’t awkward enough. Grandma laid the smack down on Jason. That boy better behave if she wants to stay on grandmas good side. that’s creepy. Now that Sookie drank Bill blood he can always find her. What kind of messed up shit is that. Why are vampires so abusive?? Like this is just way too weird.

Tara is trying sooooo hard to get with Jason. She’s so thirsty for him. I think Jason just thinks of Tara as like another sister. I mean he can’t really tell how she feels. he’s too damn stupid.

Bill’s glamour look is just like an awkward creepy version of blue steele. Oh god and then he whispers. Sookie isn’t even a good name is say like in bed. It just sounds dumb. I don’t like how they keep walking and stopping to have conversations. Like did you guys know you could walk and talk at the same time. You don’t have to be so dramatic even if it is for the sake of tv. HE SNIFFED HER HAIR WHAT.this isn’t sexy or romantic! he’s just plain weird! I can smell the sunlight on your skin? Wtf does that mean? Please tell me what the sun smells like? It’s already episode 2, they’ve known each other for like 3 days. He’s already killed someone for her. And then they kiss. because that all seems logical.

God I love Renee he’s so attractive. I know he ends up being bad or something but that doesn’t matter. Ugh, he’s so good. I need more of him.

Well this episode is ending and not that much has happened so far. The anti-vampire guys that was on the news show Sookie was watching in the morning died. Now I don’t know if it was Bill, the vampire lady who was also on the show or Renee. I never got past episode 1 of season 1 so I don’t really know who’s the villain this season. Now Sookie is at some random person’s house? Oh wait, it was Bill’s House and some other vampire couple opened the door or something. Oh god one of them was that bald headed one with the weird eyes and tattoos! What is going on.

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True Blood S1E1

Published July 18, 2015 by makeuponatightbudget

Don’t ask me what possessed me to watch this show. Ok, I’ll tell you what possessed me. I watched Magic Mike XXL yesterday and Joe Mangianello (?) is in it. In later seasons of True Blood he plays Alcide, a werewolf (drools for days) and I wanted to see him. Now i’ve seen a few episodes of TB here an there, I know the story line for the most part and I HATE SOOKIE AND BILL. God they’re so gross and the absolute worse. And now I’m putting myself through 7 seasons of torture for this. Good Job self. Good job. At least Eric Northman is there….I love him. Let’s see how long it takes before this show annoys the hell out of me.

Honestly this show is Twilight for adults. Vampires want to be part of mainstream society. That’s not how vampires work.

The bad thing about this show is that they have vampire rednecks. Wonderful. As if this show wasn’t horrible enough. I’ll complain about this entire show while watching it, i will promise you that.

Oh boy, now we get to see Sookie at her shitty waitressing job! But more importantly i’m here for my boo, LaFeyette. Yes hunty. I didn’t know that she could read minds, well hear people’s thoughts. That must suck. I wouldn’t want to hear anyones thoughts. Oh god, could you imagine the disgusting thoughts some creeper would have about you, and you would hear it?! That would be horrible:( I almost feel bad for Sookie, if I really liked I would definitely feel bad but I don’t. Is that really how Tara talks?? Like I hope she’s joking at least a little bit. Damn.

That was literally the weirdest way to quit a job. I mean i understand going off on people but that was just weird. At least tara dies eventually! Oh well, I was right. Sookie does get to hear what creeps think of her. Now I kind of feel bad. I hope she punches him in the face. I would.

Yasss LaFeyette is here. I can’t wait till I get to the part with him and his boyfriend. I forgot what the hell his name was. it started with an R i think. Also, I know spoilers about this show everywhich way I’m just sitting down to finally watch it. Starts new show to avoid problems and work. God I love Lafeyette. He’s literally me I swear.

Jason is such a pretty little thing, jeez. Big and dumb ❤

Oh god Bill looks like a hobo. Why the hell is she attracted to him. Why are all mainstream vampires ugly??? Edward was ugly. Bill’s ugly. Shit. Can’t we get some good looking vampires around here? Came out of the Coffin?? Jesus Mary and Joseph. What kind of…

Vampire Rights Amendment. I’m dead. This is just too much. My god. Sookie and Bill’s flirting is literally so awkward and gross. That Vampire sex is weird what the hell?! He needs Jesus! He’s fucking possessed. Damn. That’s some creepy shit, But Sookie’s just yelling VAMPIRE all over the damn restuarant like she’s being so damn loud. Try to be inconscpicuous when you’re trying to save someone please. Her running is so horrible too. These sex scenes are really grossing me out…I know that it’s like half the show but it’s just really weird.

I just want to know how the hell they got Bill down long enough to take his blood. Was he weak or something? Oh silver chains I see. Aww Sam knew what was up and he came to check on Sookie in his cute widdle puppy form of course. Sam’s so precious. Ok I kind of like how Sookie’s like HEY SPEAK TO ME LIKE A DAMN LADY. At least she stands up for herself and isn’t completely useless. But she still sounds so stupid. her acting is the worse -__-

Bill. That is a stupid name for a vampire:P That part always gets me. Why are Jason’s shirts so tight. I mean…thats not a problem but he’s so tight dear god. What a big dumb stupid boy. I love him. Whoo she turned him down real smooth!! 5 points for her. That was the best. I don’t even remember Sookie having a grandma. Does she like die this episode? Huh…

Grandma looks like she dying to set Sookie up on a date. Alright now somethings happening. I bet those rednecks are coming back for her or something. They’ll probably kill Grandma. Nope Bill’s just being a creep….ok. Is she not going to question how his fucking weird self just found her house??? Like that’s creepy and stalkerish. Ohhhh she’s having a dream. Thank god. Who the fuck is Maudette Pickins? What kind of name is Maudette? I bet that’s the girl that Jason was having sex with last night. There was a camera there so I bet that vampire guy saw it all. The bald headed vampire one in her weird porno, not Bill. Good jb being real Smooth Jason, now Sookie knows you were there with the fangbanger. That’s such a stupid name. Remember when Hot Topic sold shirts that said that shit?

Uh-oh the police showed up at Jason’s construction job. I mean i’m pretty sure he didn’t do it but like they might suspect him. Yasssss Renee. God now this is an accent I can get behind. But Jason is beign a dumbass. He doesn’t know how the hell to lie to police. Good job you idiot.

Grandma is so cute. She’s like so excited to learn about the war, omg. What a little old lady. LaFeyette gives me life. I love him so much. He’s always teasing guys at the restaurant. Ohh now Sookie found out that Jason was arrested. Well now Bill’s back and actually being creepy in real time. No dreams this time around. Ugh all this romantic music and the dumb look she’s giving Bill makes me want to vomit. it’s all like oh wow, look at this creepy ugly vampire, she’s so hot and amazing. Stop it. It’s the same trope over and over again. At least Bill knew from the very beginning that Sookie was different. What is she a fairy or something? I think it’s a fairy. I can’t really remember. He just asked her out in the weirdest old fashion way possible, omg. It was really weird how everyone was staring at her and Bill like damn mind your own business! Did she really just start crying because Sam yelled at her? I thought she was a little better than that>.< Well now she stands up for herself?! Make up your mind Sookie! You cried for like .25 seconds and then turned to yell at them. I don’t understand. Well i think the Rattrays’ found her. It was kind of nice seeing her get beat up:P