MAN I GOT SOME GOOD STUFF FOR YOU GUYS TODAY!!!! An entire conversation!!
Its 4:30am. I need to go to sleep because i have to get up for a ohayocon tomorrow. But at least there is a beacon of light keeping me up, a fuckboy in the distance. Behold the slutshaming!!
Now you may ask, why did i respond? Two reasons: one, it WAS FUNNY AS ALL HELL OMFG and two, i always love a good shade throwing session and brin5ing down men. It’s good for the soul. But it gets better.
THERE IT IS.
My response was truly a vision of sarcasm.
So you understand hes a pathetic lowlife asshole right. BUT
WAIT THERE’S MORE.
WHOOMP THERE IT IS AGAIN
HE IS STILL TRYING. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD LAUGH.
It only gets more vulgar, so be warned. Im not sure if this is making him laugh as much as i am. He seems to be trying but he could also just be a large troll. But this is the reality of the minds that some men have when it comes to women.
He proceeded to say that my response was “grahpic” as opposed to what he said beforehand??? Yep, definitely makes sense.
I’ll probably add onto this post as it gets more ridiculous. See if you have a good laugh too.
I had several conversations with the fuckboy and I shouldve known from the getgo that he was a piece of shit. Exhibit A: I told him not to call be “babe” and he does it just to annoy me. Not cute.
Exhibit B: i talk about my onesie pjs (kigurumi) and i get this. I wanted to mentally slap myself.
You’re just trying to hard. And i dont fall for the “nice guy” image at all. Trust me, the site this comes from doesnt allow for that, so i have to be even morr cautious. When it comes to turning away someone, i look at their profiles to see if they have anything written on theres and if we have things in common, then i check the pictures to see if im attracted to them. Im pretty sure this guy had nothing and his lame pickup line (because yes, you are in fact trying a horrible pickup attempt)about spiders webs and whatnots didnt work. Sorrynotsorry.
How ive “become” asexual? Like its some fucking magical girl transformstion! I hate when people ask me shit like this and make me seem like im some failing science experiment. There’s google for a reason and personal boundaries for another. I wanted to punch this guy in the face so bad. I could go down the whole “he meant well” route but i dont really give a damn.
NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE should ever message someone this as the first like. Youre also 41 and without a picture, you disgusting creep.
DONT call me baby. Second verse same as the first. Youre old, creepy, and disgusting. And what do I fucking care if youre queer???
Again, my profile states do NOT open up with “Hello, sexy, beautiful, cutie, etc” and again men think it’s real cute to open up that way just to piss me off. Other than that, what the absolute fuck is happening in this message?? Like if youre goal was to not sound like a serial killer you failed, miserably. That isnt really something to joke about either. It just sounds like all kinds of kidnappings gone wrong.
What the hell am I going to do with your ass in Egypt?? Also dont mention anything about “creeping” on a page. It’s well….creepy.
Got to love sexual harassment and inappropriate messages.
He later on apologized for his opening line and realized it was rude, so not that bad.
A two-parter! He said he was into ‘kinky sex’ while i casually asked him what some of his other interests were. I asked him to what degree and he gave me a very vanilla response to which i further tried to explain the actual other aspects of BDSM (something im an advocate of teaching about, including safety, asexuality in BDSM and other topics). He responded with ‘Yuck’ calling my lifestyle and interests as well as what i love teaching about disgusting. Yep. Good Job.
Like he Undertaker….
We’ll finish up with a solid inappropriate message. Oh joy.
I screenshot things that people have actually sent me, mostly boys. the shit i get is really bizarre, sexual, rude, gross and sometimes just plain boring (guys are horrible at keeping up conversations)
He tried. He tried really hard.
I got a bunch of guys within two days of using this app say that i was horrible because i spoke my mind. Keep in mind that they felt the need to comment on my statuses like their opinion mattered.
I try and get a guy to agree to wearing a maids outfit while cleaning my house. Hey he offerred (im yellow, hes grey)